Specially Formulated Blog

I haven't mentioned this yet, but this blog right here, though accusatory toward and dismissive of blogs, is specially formulated to be precisely as annoying as other blogs. In the vast spectrum of blogs that exist, it is 100 times better than most blogs, and 100 times worse than most other blogs. This blog is somewhere at a reasonable average. That is its special charm. It is the same charm as receiving a lobotomy. That is the precise definition of a blog.